Winston Churchill once said that “History is written by the victors,” and Napoleon called history, “a fable agreed upon.” So, in that spirit “Trump History” rewrites history with Trump as a central role in all of human history.

Check out Trump as he makes his way through history like a MAGA Forrest Gump @Trump_History45. Here are a few Trump History highlights from Twitter, aka “X”.

Trump History Highlights:

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Trump has peaceful protesters tear-gassed so that he can get a photo op holding a Bible in front of a church near Lafayette Park. Ha, now that’s outrageous and could never happen!