vintage laughing women

27 Weight Loss Memes + Funny Diet Quotes (PG-13!)

Funny diet & weight loss quotes and memes: In life you have to have a sense of humor, especially when it comes to dieting. They say that most diets fail within 7 days, so if you don’t laugh, you might just cry.

Here are some funny diet memes and quotes with captions we put together for your entertainment. (We also have inspirational weight loss quotes, too!) Feel free to print or share!


Funny Diet Memes w/ Quotes:

Feel free to click on any of the pictures to print them out or share with others!

funny drinking diet quote pic
I’m on a liquid diet… funny diet meme
funny diet exercise quote gym
women cake diet starts tomorrow meme
Tomorrow we start our diet for real – women baking cake meme
I'm on a see food diet. Funny diet meme
I’m on a see food diet. Funny diet meme

Eating Healthy Memes:

funny eat healthy meme
funny diet meme lose weight eat healthy
“I’d do anything to lose weight” – eating healthy meme
diet day one funny ecard
Diet day one: I removed all of the unhealthy food from the house – funny ecard
burn calories diet meme pizza
I burned 1200 calories in under an hour… weight loss meme
funny diet pic banana
Fact: Bananas are 75% water and 100% NOT chocolate.
funny diet pie chart
The data is in. Americans don’t eat healthy

No Carbs Memes:

How i cut carbs - Funny Weight Loss Quote + Pic
Eating bad carbs at the airport meme
Eating bad carbs at the airport meme

Gaining Weight Back Memes:

funny weight loss meme fat amy
funny scale no weight loss meme
My scale says I haven’t lost any weight… weight loss meme
weight loss sweatpants meme funny man
I thought i lost weight… funny weight loss meme man
diet lost weight funny pic man
I lost some weight, but then I was like, Oh, sh*t, there it is!

Quitting Diet Memes:

willpower quit dieting meme
It took all my willpower, but I finally quit dieting
funny diet quit yesterday
I started a diet yesterday. Thank God that bullsh*t is over!

Funny Diet Quotes:

diet quote fat people
Great diet idea; funny quote
funny diet quote 2 weeks
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks, and all I’ve lost is 14 days

*Related: 21 Funny Camping Memes

funny diet quote jackie gleason
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first…

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.” – Orson Welles

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. – quote author unknown

“Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.” – quote author unknown

“Never eat more than you can lift.” – Miss Piggy

“In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.” – Stephen Phillips

“I’m not afraid of heights, just widths.” – Steven Wright (*Not originally a weight loss quote, but works for dieting!)

“I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me” – quote author unknown

“We’re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.” – anonymous quote

“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!” – anonymous quote

“The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.” – quote source unknown

“The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.” – unknown diet quote


ww featured coupon banner
*Featured promotion, or see all coupons here.

More funny quotes about dieting and exercise:

“A waist is a terrible thing to mind.” – Tom Wilson

“Obesity is really widespread.” – Joseph O. Kern II

“My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat.” – Henny Youngman

“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” – Shelley Winters

“Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can’t even get into my own pants.” – unknown diet quote

“I think I just ate my willpower.” – anonymous funny diet quote

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape — isn’t it?” – anonymous funny weight loss quote.

“To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.” – Mark Twain

*Related: Death and Taxes Quote: History, Who Said It First?

“When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.” – Woody Allen


New: Coupons for: WW (free registration), Nutrisystem ($100 off), Noom (free trial), South Beach Diet

Sharing is caring!

Related Posts

2 thoughts on “27 Weight Loss Memes + Funny Diet Quotes (PG-13!)

  1. Joanne Evans

    What’s with all the F*** words in these quotes? Do you think it has to have cussing to be funny? I don’t I think it takes away from the joke!

    1. kevin Post author

      To me, it makes it funnier… seeing the retro people swearing, and acting a little gangsta’. Kind of like how South Park is funny because it’s kids cursing and getting bleeped / censored… but thanks for the comment!

Comments are closed.